can you imagine in like 30 years people saying “i wish my life was like a 2010’s movie” omfg

(Source: snorlaxatives, via caught-somewhereintime)

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via mathi-mathi)